would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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