Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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