I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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