my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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