I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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