I want to have your abortion
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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