You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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