I thought spray tan was a myth
?
You know, something that only happens in Jersey
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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