If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Will you blow on my dice?
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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