ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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