S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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