Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
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