Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
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