I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
dude. I can hear the air.
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