Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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