You made me cry and you don't even care
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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