I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
How external is "for external use only"?
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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