They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
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