How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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