I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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