You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
When did angry sex become our thing?
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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