well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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