Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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