No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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