gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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