Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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