All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I'm sobbing to NWA
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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