last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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