last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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