i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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