The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
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