it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
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