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(858): View more from California

that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober

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(917): View more from New York City

its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

oh god was she eating orange peels again

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(818): View more from California

Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.

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(830): View more from Texas

i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.

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(406): View more from Montana

I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.

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(386): View more from Florida

He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.

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