i don't like sucking hair
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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