nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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