so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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