No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Randomize
