scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
Randomize