ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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