He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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