so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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