it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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