carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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