I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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