i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
