i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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