He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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