Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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