seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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