the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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