Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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