Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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