I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I got inside last night via doggy door
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
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