some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
