Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
I would like to be the first to explain to you that if you've woken up with bruised knuckles this morning, it's because last night you tried climbing out of our car window and into the drive through window at maccas. The cashier chick freaked out and slammed the window on you and beat you around the head with her headset thingy.
Shittttttt.
Be not ashamed. It was youtube-worthy.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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