I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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